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“Eid is a time for families and friends. A time of joy and happiness. As families and friends come together in celebration, I want to recognise the immense contribution that British Muslims make to our country.
I want to say a particular thank you to those Muslims who have helped to make the London Olympics so successful. From those who volunteered and gave visitors such a warm welcome to our country.
To members of our armed forces who have helped to keep us safe. To our medal winners who have won a place in our nation’s heart. Peace and unity are the spirit of Eid and I am proud of the way Britain has demonstrated these values to the world during the Olympics.
So to Muslims around the world on this very important day of celebration, I wish you all a very happy and peaceful Eid.”
Ah, Ramadan, a time for reloading our clips, a time for strapping on our cute little bomb vests, a time for cleaning our weapons to make sure they’re working properly, a time for sharpening our swords, a time for raping little boys and girls, a time to pretend we’re suffering by fasting through a whole half day so that we can continue to fool much of the world into believing that we’re truly devout instead of simply devoid.
Wow, can I get this guy to come to Texas and kiss my a**? I’ve never read such an a** kissing in my entire life! I guess he doesn’t know that operant conditioning works with white lab rats, but not with Muslims. Anybody got a barf bag?